Saturday, October 09, 2004
Body slimming centres produces the most funniest adverts on TV n one of the shallowest as well. In fact, i tink they shud be banned for destroying every poor girl/guy's mindset. Sensualite has one funny advert. This girl claimed tat her bf called her a hippo...n then she joined sensualite n lost some weight. Somebody shud tell the girl to tell her bf to go f**k off duncha tink? Then there's Mary Chia...or was it Mary France Bodyline...there's soo many of them..they are all starting to appear the same...anyway, dis woman asked, "want to noe the diff between a 30+ waistline and a 24 waistline?" *pause* "The diff is tat I'm happier". Tat's funny...in a sickening sorta way. Wat the hell are they trying to say to viewers anyway!? Wat's their freeea-king point?!
Then, The Swan is another stupid show. Something like Extreme Makeover but the participants get a chance to enter a beauty pageant n in each episode, there will be 2 girls who will undergo cosmetic surgery n go thru an extreme lose weight session. I feel tat it's kinda stupid tat after the girls go thru all tat to make themselve look prettier n feel much better abt themselves, one girl would not be chosen to enter the pageant cuz she doesn't fit the criteria..or simply cuz, she's still not pretty enuf. I dun get tis shit...do u? The part tat irks me is tat they seem to have dis opinion tat average-looking girls have the right to feel ugly n hate themselves. Tat's wat I feel. It's like the only way to happiness is to be extremely beautiful n if u'r not pretty, u better go n do something abt ur physical appearance. PLUS, the SWAN TEAM always has dis fake expressions on their faces...it's like they pretend to pity the participants...looking asthough they wanna cry...i tink they dun even give a damn...wat a bunch of shitheads...
Tuesday, October 05, 2004
Watched Extreme Gourmet jus now n I have to tell u tat I have never felt like puking when I see ppl eat worms or other bugs. It makes me squirm..yes...but no throw-up feeling. Well, for today's episode, the second wild dish was eating bats. They showed how to cook the bats u noe? But it's definitely not a recipe my mum would take down. Let's see if i can remember how it goes like... Ok, so first of course..u kill it. I dunno how..beat it on the head..or was it like breaking the wings. Anyway, after its dead(it yooked weeeally cute n fuwwy when it was ayive)...u simply peel of the skin...now, TAT part grossed me out. TAT part made me feel like puking. Then, they placed the skinned bats into the frying pan n fried it! Yay! Fry fry fry...then when it's done..u cut or rather smash it into pieces...n it's ready for ur taste buds to enjoy! Yummy!~ They said it taste like chicken...but crunchy..like there's bones in it. Maybe there is...u may never noe until u tried it..So!! Anyone for some batty cuisine!? Hehehe....
Friday, October 01, 2004
Argh!! The results for
Singapore Idol sux!! I dun like it one bit! Life is unfair. Jerry should DEFINITELY thank his lucky stars for having a RICH FAMILY n WEALTHY relative n frens who would vote for him(probably 50 times each). U noe why? Cuz nobody else in the sane world would vote for him. Why? Cuz he OBVIOUSLY sang like crap yesterday. He sang Leader of the Band...pff..he's the
Leader of the Chickenshit Clan. I hate his face. I hate my face. But I hate his face more. I hate the look on his face when he sang...sooo
punchable. If he really becomes the first Singapore Idol, I'll start his very own n first n definitely not the last hate club. We'll burn his CDs n his posters, punching our fist in the air, screaming, "
DIE JERRY DIE!!" I noe wat Zal is gonna say when he reads dis. Sabar, selawat...
Watever, I have no complete control over Singapore Idol. Maybe i shud get some new CDs tat would help to calm me down. Quite a no. tat I would like to buy. I wanna buy the coming soon
Sum 41 CD tat would be on sale by mid-October i tink. Then, I wanna check out Green Day's new album. Plus, dis next CD tat i will announce will make ppl
curl up n faint. I was thinking of buying tat
Techno CD Speed Up. Lol..ignore the shitty lyrics but i find techno songs nowadays not tat bad. It's very hard to find a nice one but ya...tat CD not bad. Once I have it, want me to lend u? I noe a couple of ppl who are starting to tink tat i'm completely losing it but no...I'm still me..I still have a taste for R&B, pop, hip-hop, classical, orchestral n esp rock (rock never dies!!). So, techno will jus be added into the list of the type of songs i listen to but i tink it will only play a small part in my world of music. Talking abt CDs, kinda amazed with
Nelly. 2 albums at the same time. He really must be having a very free life. Well, probably rite? His songs seem to claim tat all he does is party...TIME Mag divided his songbook into 2 categories - "
songs about parties and songs about parties in which people get naked". Nothing wrong wif partyin' ya noe...esp when u'r rich n famous. I have his previous album n i tot tat CD gave me a chance to travel to Dreamland. It was a real bore. But I feel like checking out this new album. Wanna check out "Sweat" actually. I'll jus listen to his new album as a sign of respect to dis man who started his working life in
McDonalds. K, i dunno whether he started there or wat but he definitely worked in Macs b4. Isn't he great? Compared to me...I'm still a
small,pathetic figure who's still depending on her
mummy n daddy for her own well-being n waiting to find a
million bucks in a brown paper bag on the street...
It's Friday already...Monday's coming...darn..
