Friday, November 28, 2008
IT'S
PAY
"BILLS"
DAY
!!!
Thursday, November 27, 2008
HELLO HUMANS
Britney Spears new album 'Circus' will be out next week, 2nd of Dec - which happens to be Britney's birthday as well.
While some of you wait for the album...listen to the full album here instead - THANKS TO IMEEM.
That song Womanizer is annoying but BLOODY CATCHY.
It's songs like Womanizer and Sexy Back from J.T that makes you go "HUH?" at first
and then, once you've heard it for several times, you go
"hey...thats not so bad actually!"
For the bonus tracks - I really like Rock Me In and Amnesia - go to Eddy's blog listed in my links.
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
FOR EVERY ANIMAL YOU DON'T EAT, I'M GONNA EAT THREE
Extracted from Maddox...so freaking hilarious...READ IT
"Ever get the feeling that vegetarians consider themselves morally superior to you? Like they think that not eating meat makes them so special that their shit doesn't stink? As if when someone stops eating meat, they suddenly become holy and dignified and it excuses them for the years of inconvenience and frustration they inevitably inflict upon their friends, family and co-workers who just want to go to a restaurant and order a damn steak without constantly being reminded that they're going to hell for eating an animal that spends most of its life shitting in a field. There are those of us who don't have a hyperactive sense of guilt and we don't give a shit about your mixed up self-righteous moral vegetarian agenda.
"I can't eat meat." The four worst words to hear when you're going to a restuarant with someone. I literally cringe every time I hear those words because I know it means that we have to drive around the city for 2 hours looking for some restuarant that serves "friendly" burgers, which ironically look and taste exactly like hamburgers--which vegetarians object to eating because it's either A) gross or B) murder. If it's so gross, then why go out of your way to eat something exactly like it, asshole? It's funny how vegetarians suddenly stop bitching about murder as soon as you point out their fancy leather belt or shoes, or that they drive a car and use electricity which contributes to polluting the earth and contaminating everything including the precious animals that they refuse to eat.
Well I'm tired of it. So what I've decided to do is sponsor a vegetarian! It's easy and spiteful, and we all know how much fun spiting people is! I'll explain..
What does it mean to sponsor a vegetarian? It means that you have to find someone in your life who's a really big pain in everyone's ass every time you want to go out to eat, and then you commit yourself to eating THREE times the amount of meat you'd normally consume to make up for all the meat that your vegetarian buddy isn't eating. It's that simple! That way, you can reverse the guilt trip that they've been laying on us for years by not only neutralizing their cause, but making it actually worse by eating more animals than would have ever been eaten had they not chosen to become vegetarians!
What if vegetarians say they don't care because we'll become fat by sponsoring them? I've thought about that already. All you have to do is exercise. I know it goes against the being lazy rule that I advocate so much, but this is so spiteful that it more than makes up for the exercise you'll have to do--which means that if you choose the 3 to 1 plan and sponsor a vegetarian, you're being so spiteful that you can't lose! If you have a choice, eat three separate types of animal to maximize your efficiency! Only offered beef? No problem: visit the zoo and eat a monkey!
The best part of it is that this plan is bullet proof. Finally those of us who don't have our heads firmly planted up our asses (with respect to vegetarianism, don't get me wrong, most people still need a crowbar up side the head) have a tool to combat these moral elitists!"
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
TELL ME WHY YOU LOVE EDWARD CULLEN THE VAMPIRE?!
If you've read the book, and you have a crush on Edward Cullen, share your thoughts...
Come on girls...tell me tell me!!!
Personally, I just wanna know...
TWILIGHT THE MOVIE
NOW OPEN
in usa...philippines...blah blah
BUT NOT YET IN SINGAPORE! grrr...
While girls in those countries are happily watching Edward Cullen in real life...girls in Singapore have to wait till 18th December for the movie release!!! MALAYSIA RELEASING IT ON THE 28th of November ok!! So for those who can't wait, you can try watching it at Johor - cheaper prices too =)
Oh well, 18th Dec is better than February of 2009 - in Indonesia...wahahahaha =x
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"So I took my girlfriend to see it, thinking it would suck..."
BUT IT WAS GREAT!!
So that was what that guy commented about the movie - www.imdb.com. Not many guys out there will be man enough to admit they actually like Twilight ok...so give that guy, whoever he is, a round of applause. Go on and take a bow...~
Most guys would probably think the movie is gay...and any guy caught watching the show is considered gay by other guys...I DON'T EVEN NOE IF GAYS LOVE IT =S
Seriously, boys aren't interested in romance movies except if there is/are some hot girl/s baring her breasts or ass or cleavage...you get the idea...
Which annoys me, but BOYS ARE BOYS...
Which brings me to the next point...
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Why are there soo many girls obsessed with Edward Cullen?
Because he resembles the kind of guy a girl finds hard to find...Dangerous, romantic, sexy ++++ vampire who is soo tempted to suck on your neck cuz you smell sooo good. And on top of it all...HE LOVES YOU TO DEATH - but well, he is dead anyway...can u imagine a pontianak falling in love with you?
"you're exactly my type of heroin..."
Any girls feeling steamy now? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well, probably not cuz I mentioned pontianak...
HOLD ON...I dunno whether the biting on the neck and sucking the life out of you is a compliment or not..I am confused...
But maybe because its about how he swears to protect you - you being the damsel in distress - he even protects you from himself.....YOU TELL ME WHY YOU LIKE EDWARD CULLEN
I read somewhere....that during the premier of Twilight, a bunch of girls actually scratched their neck so that they were freshly bleeding by the time they met Robert Pattison for his autograph.
The crazy girls said,"we did this for you...."
Robert," ??? (er..) thanks guys"
HEY GIRLS WANNA GO TO THE TWILIGHT MOVIE OUTING IN DECEMBER?!?!?!
WHO WANNA GO!?!? PM ME NOW!!!!! OR TAG ME...!!!
Monday, November 24, 2008
A MEGA McSPICY?!?!
Yeah, the mega mac is great for people who love the Big Mac....
But what's up with the Mega McSpicy?
They think that all of us have forgotten the fact that the McSpicy was originally called the McSpicy Double. And then they removed one patty so it become a single patty McSpicy.
NOW...
They brought back the double patty McSpicy - which they called the MEGA McSPICY - and tries to make a big deal out of it when actually there's absolutely nothing new. It's actually kinda sad you're paying premium for something which you could pay for much less back then.
Understand what I'm saying? Don't you feel cheated?!?!
Saturday, November 22, 2008
PERRIER
LIMITED EDITION
by
Agnès b.
Perrier has invited Agnès b to design its bottles and this will be a limited edition.
It is supposedly to echo the designer's famous motifs - the lizard and the rose.
It was actually out in mid-June but the only way to get them was if you made purchases at Agnès b. stores - in Singapore, it's at Raffles City.
But as you can see, I have it now...because it is only released in supermarts this November. I currently have the "Give Love!" edition set in a bouquet of pink roses.
We have 6 of the "b. Wild!" edition in the office pantry now. This features Agnès b.'s trademark lizard motif set against the designer's signature sailor-stripes in green and black. Anyone wants them? It's free!!
While stocks last.
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
I have been getting this..migraines lately...
It's irritatin...been occuring for abt several weeks now...
Wat's happening to me? Am i alright?
I've never got migraines like this..
I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!!!!!!
I hope I'm alright...
Friday, November 14, 2008
I LOVE VELCRO
Up close and personal....AWESOME....hahahahaha...
Pulling apart the velcro...God the sound and feeling...
The Velcro was invented by a German named George de Mestral who after a hunting trip, found the seeds of the Burdock plant stuck to his clothings. Upon closer inspection of the seeds under microscope, he saw tiny hooks on the seed as shown below...
So after all the testing and experiments, the
VELCRO...the greatest invention to
ME...was invented!!!!
Velcro is actually the combination of two french words - velour (velvet) and crochet (hook)
LOVE GEORGE, LOVED HIS INVENTION MORE...CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH OF IT
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Hopefully my future mother-in-law won't hate me....
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
The Ebay Office...this is just one of the reasons why I love my job. I get to visit offices of different companies.
Too bad I forgot to take photos of AXN Asia's office at Changi. It's damn funky...
NON-CHINESE PM FOR SINGAPORE
Will Singaporeans have one soon?
The answer is NO - as today's Today newspaper said.
The writer said that the conditions here in Singapore differ from that in the USA.
The writer also stated that "Mr Obama rose in a country where a two-party system is fully entrenched and at a time when the USA was directionless, in a mess and when the gap between whites and African Americans, Latinos and Asians are being closed".
Hmmm...
In my opinion....
WHY EVEN BOTHER TO COME UP WITH A DAMN LAME TOPIC????
For the next 300 years...Singapore's govt won't change much.
Sunday, November 09, 2008
tamago chu (kiss)
As some of you may already know, my Tamago Chu from Japan arrived this Thursday!
And my my...they're adorable!
PHOTOS!
Aww...lol
Haiz...love at first sight
Look its smaller than the original Tamagotchi
The red part is the infra-red sensor...so you can connect the couple for a kiss...Lol
I gave the black one to Firman. Firman you better take care of that one properly!!
Isn't it cute!! Dunno whether the black one playing peek-a-boo or drinking a cup of water
Zatty...what does this mean please.....hahaha! I cant read Japanese characters! So sad...
Friday, November 07, 2008
Friday Funny: Fuzzy Surprise
My colleague found these photos which I find awfully funny.
And of course they're fake, PHOTOSHOPPED.
And this one above is my favourite.
Thursday, November 06, 2008
This loser from USAToday.com said...
"Whatisnext wrote:14m ago
What a SHOCK! The world abroad is celebrating? DUH! I hear the door opening wide for the towel head terrorists. And all the clowns that voted to have Mr. Hussein protect us will be wondering what happened."
How lame can this person be? So ignorant about the world. Thinks the whole world is evil.
That's why Democrats should take over.
Yes...Democrats, Wahidah. NOT Dominican. haha..
Wednesday, November 05, 2008
OBAMA
IS
THE
44th
President of the United States of America
I certainly don't think its only Americans who are celebrating his win.
THE WHOLE WORLD IS REJOICING!!
OBAMA IN JAPAN!
OBAMA IN UK!
OBAMA IN FRANCE!
OBAMA IN INDIA!
OBAMA IN CANADA!
OBAMA IN GERMANY!
OBAMA IN AUSTRALIA!
OBAMA IN SINGAPORE!
Unbelievable isn't it? My God...I don't know why I'm so happy.
YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY TOO!
I wish President Barack Obama all the best in leading America and the world into the right direction.
Tuesday, November 04, 2008
GIMME AN
O!
GIMME A
B!
GIMME AN
A!
GIMME A
M!
GIMME AN
A AGAIN!
What does it freaking spell!?
GIMME OBAMA
AS THE NEW PRESIDENT OF
THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!!!
Sunday, November 02, 2008
MY TAMAGOTCHI V5.5 - Paparazzi
Still in its package! I don't wanna take it out though I'm dying to try out this refresher Celebrity series!!!
For people who don't already know...I am beginning to collect Tamagotchi from the US as well as those from Japan and the UK. On the other hand, Firman is actively collecting all the Spawn wax figurines.
THE VERSION 5.5!
I heard that it's difficult to get the Royal Family.
After 5 mins, I decided to buy this Silver with gold "trimmings" design. It has black professional cameras and the word Paparazzi all over it in white text
This has got to be the nicest Tamagotchi that Bandai Hong Kong came up with
Was surprised to find v5.5 in Toys R 'Us when the v5.5 was rumoured to be a rumour
I have 9 Tamagotchis heading to my home by late next week. 7 from UK (all opened), 1 from the USA (new in packaging) and 1 from Japan (new in packaging). Will upload pics of them here once I've received them!!
Saturday, November 01, 2008
HALLOWEEN MADNESS
These are just some of the crazy people my company works with.
THE MEDIA AGENCY.
Well, just one of the media agencies. Their office are at Harbourfront Centre. Cool office overlooking Sentosa and "the sea".
Gerry was invited and he brought me along.
No....we didn't dress up. So we looked bloody plain. But we left in abt an hour after Gerry got his free beer...which he said tasted AWFUL. "But still...it's free beer," Gerry said and continues drinking.
Those are the people Gerry work directly for the hotel accounts. THE MEDIA PEOPLE - acting as characters from Peter Pan and The Lost Boys.
The first shit you see as you walk inside to the work area. I think its one of those dolls boys use to masturbate with. Covered in toilet roll paper...AND THAT'S GERRY
Gerry again on the right laughing at the "Chiobu" and the Seven Shophouse Dwarfs. Snow white and the seven dwarfs parody...
GOD the photos suck...but still..the close up version of Chiobu and the seven shophouse dwarfs. Of course the chiobu is that "tranny" in white. hahahaha
gerry again on the left...TOGETHER WITH A "SMALLER" gODZILLA IN THE MIDDLE AND THE fRENCH GIRL AS wENDY FROM pETER pAN
Then, after that I went to Toys R'Us at Vivo City and bought myself the BRAND NEW Tamagotchi V5.5...woohoo!!