I'm sooo sorry this is my life...

Friday, January 30, 2009

THE ART OF KISSING...not that I'm the master...but i see loads of sample kisses from Hollywood movies

I get annoyed when people don't kiss properly. LOL...

I just need these two photos to sample what I mean...

What in the name of fuck is that?! That is not kissing....That's pasting your lips together!

AND THAT'S NOT KISSING EITHER...THAT'S JUST RUDE!!! STUPID TWAT...

I got these photos from STOMP....duh...

And then I shut up @ 1/30/2009 12:28:00 PM
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Monday, January 26, 2009

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Been waiting 3 or 4 years for this day...
I'm soooo thrilled!!!!!

JUICY

COUTURE

has finally made its way down to Singapore~!

=) =) =) =) =) =) =) =)

Whatever plans I have to buy whatever I planned to buy will halt from this moment onwards as I'm saving some cash for some JUICY BAGS AND TERRY HOODIES!!! *squeals*

Who wants to follow me shop for Juicy in Feb!?!?!?

God, this is my dream come true...hahahahaha....

K time to plan my budget...

And then I shut up @ 1/26/2009 05:09:00 PM
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Friday, January 23, 2009

OFFICE CONVERSATION

Gerry: Fucking hell!

Si: $1 in the swear jar please....

Gerry: Darn it...

1 min later....

Gerry: Oh fuck it!

Si: $1!!! Blimey! You're swearing at a rate of $1 per minute! Keep going at that rate and you'll be working for free!

Gerry: Oh shut up Si...

And then I shut up @ 1/23/2009 02:03:00 PM
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Thursday, January 22, 2009

OFFICE CONVERSATION

Gerry: She wants MySpace for music...

John: She wants MySpace for music and MyFace for kissing!!

And then I shut up @ 1/22/2009 10:55:00 PM
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Thursday, January 15, 2009

OFFICE CONVERSATIONS 1

So Matt received an email by someone from Hong Kong

The email read:
“Hi,

Do your websites support an ad-server.”

(For those who have no knowledge of online advertising, an ad-server helps you deliver online ad banners to websites. AND YES, ANY WEBSITE CAN BE AD-SERVED)

Matt to us: How do I reply to this!? I don’t even know where to begin!

So Matt replied (or rather, he wished he could reply it this way): No, we have actually employed a team of elves. They carry your ads and runs through the tunnels of the Internet and paste each ad onto individual websites.

OFFICE CONVERSATIONS 2

Gerry: $10,000 is the gross cost is it?

Si: No, you're gross Gerry...

Gerry: Tsk...

And then I shut up @ 1/15/2009 01:52:00 PM
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Tuesday, January 13, 2009

I was reading several articles from bbc.co.uk when I cam across this...

Words that sum up Bush's America

And I just had to observe....the NEVER GREAT...thing...circled above...

And then I shut up @ 1/13/2009 01:29:00 PM
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Friday, January 09, 2009

Apologies...I just wanna add on to the list of celebrity endorsements

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF...

Stephanie Sun or Sun Yan Zi wears SK Jewellery jewelleries

Or if...

Fann Wong eats New Moon Abalone

Or if...

Dawn Yeoh applies SunPlay sunscreen lotion

Or if...

Zoe Tay eats Bee Cheng Hiang Bak Kwa

Or if...

Irene Ang got slimmer through Marie France Bodyline

Or if...

Mark Lee drinks Pokka

Or if...

Fiona Xie use SK-II products

Or if...

Fiona Xie drinks Marigold Peel Fresh

Or if...

Fiona Xie use Osim to tone whatever she needs to tone

(freaking hell she's rich....!!!!)

Or if...

Edmund Chen consults Beijing 101

Or if...

Joanne Peh carries Bonia bags (yeah right...)

Or if...

Felicia Chin sprays on Silkygirl perfume to attract boys (SO SHOULD YOU!)

Or if...

Taufik Batisah's mum only cooks Harmuni Rice

Or if...

Jack Neo loves cleaning his Mitsubishi Air-Conditioner
(clean here...wipe here...clean there....wipe there...SIMPER!!!)

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.

I think I just made my point.

And then I shut up @ 1/09/2009 11:48:00 AM
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Thursday, January 08, 2009

WACKY BUILDINGS

Miss Hilton

Nope. These are not photoshopped.

They are actual photos of actual buildings.

Cool eh?

Wonderworks - Orlando

Basket House - Ohio

Crooked House

And below is a photo of my colleague's friend at LA...taking a photo with Paris Hilton.

NO...IT IS NOT PHOTOSHOPPED AS WELL.

Hahaha...he had to push the bodyguards away to get that close to her...

And then I shut up @ 1/08/2009 02:04:00 PM
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Tuesday, January 06, 2009

ADVERTISING IN SINGAPORE

I've frequently been disappointed with the kind of ads Singapore creative agencies has come up with especially on TV.

Zero WOW factor.

Nothing that made you go "hmm..why didn't I think of that?"

Or "Holy cow! That's the funniest shit I've ever seen!"

Nothing that made you stop eating your dinner during commercial breaks.

Instead, we have TONS of celebrity endorsements going on.

Like I give a shit if Moses Lim take Grassland Tours to go on his holidays in Malaysia.

Or if Felicia Chin actually drinks Vitagen.

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT

Why am I suddenly talking about advertisements?

Why are you so random Faizah?

Cuz I saw this ad....check it out below

The message is YOU DON'T NEED TO FOLLOW OTHERS. BE UNIQUE. BE AN INDIVIDUAL.

Yeah...well something like that...

But I thought the human domino was a really cute and funny way to do an ad...

CHECK IT OUT!!

And then I shut up @ 1/06/2009 01:55:00 PM
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