Tuesday, August 31, 2004
SHIT...I lost my voice after shouting and screaming and all ar this evening. Lol...best seh retro nite at MJC! nO LAH..ACTUALLY it's "LOVE MERIDIAN DAY" lol..n each class suppose to dress up in blue or retro. My class chose retro. So did all the arts classes. ARTS FACULTY ROX! Our class practiced the dance on tat day itself seh. So last minute shit ar. Even Ashiq's individual show. In the end, we won first prize for everything seh! Wooohoo!! A202 RETRO RULZ!! Hahaha..so hyper seh now...i tink later when i wake u p..hangover like shit ar. No mood to study also...might as well start wed...or something. Abeh the anti-climax is...sat got GP Prelim Exam. ARGH...i hate this..i'm sick of writing essays!!!
Anyway, i sorta liked the soiree ar..alot of things to say..suddenly i'm too tired to say all now. Continue later then. Hehehe..buhbye for now i guess!
Wednesday, August 25, 2004
!!!A MUST READ!!!
Liyana read dis already..So dis is for the rest of u. Today, I've learnt tat..
"Magazine ppl think they're doing something great, like curing polio or putting out something every month tat rivals
Moby Dick or
The Portrait of a Lady. But come on! Half of a magazine is ads on $100 perfumes tat cost fifty cents to make; ads for skirts and tops and jeans with anorexic, hollow-eyed, pock-marked teen models; ads for $400 shoes and $200 scarves; ads for $40 bras tat cost a dollar to make; and page after page of ads for skin softener, anti-aging formulas, age mollifiers, eyeliner, mascara, lipstick and then products to remove all these other products: nail-polish remover, blush remover remover, concealer concealer, and then products to cover up the remover: blush remover fade cream and on and on and on. When Salk and Sabin came out with the polio vaccine, was it brought to you by Revlon, Estee Lauder, DKNY, Polo, Gucci, Prada and Calvin Klein? And I dun remember
Moby Dick having ads for Absolut, or
The Portrait of a Lady having a four-colour Mercedes Benz ad on its inside back cover.
And the other half of a magazine is all(or mostly) unimportant nonsense (e.g. Horoscopes), most of which could be faxed in frm publicists and agents: promoting celebrities, exposing unimportant scandals, reviving dying careers or reburying or exhuming dead ones, and then page after page of cheesy fashion spreads with affectedly excited boy models who don't like girls, hugging affectedly bored girl models who probably don't like boys and definitely don't like food. And then the interchangeable advice articles, always with numbers: 10 Ways to Get Back Your 2nd Husband, The 9 Myths About Cellulite, The 8 Sexiest Men in Hollywood, The 2-min Orgasm, and so on. In the business sector, the numbers and words comes at u like the colours in a kaleidoscope: The 8 Sexiest 7 Cellulite Myths About Your 6 Husbands' 5 Golden Rings 4 French Hens...
So y do ppl still work in the magazine world? Cuz it impresses the piss out of ppl when u tell them where u work..."
Tuesday, August 17, 2004
Hey shit ass! After the entering the previous entry, I noticed the entry on Monday 16!!! I SOO DIDN'T WRITE TAT AR! Tat incident was like sooo something nobody shud noe!! OI..who the helll wrote tat man. I tink Fauzan ar...or did i? I mean, i'm not schizophrenic or something rite? but nvmlah..leave it there..kinda funny...
In sch rite now, didn't felt like logging on to my home comp last nite or 2 days ago...been studying...well, actually, yesterday i couldn't help sleeping. Woke up for Friends n then me wanted to watch Extreme Makeover but fell asleep again on the couch instead. Then, woke up again when Today in Athens started. There was a commercial before the programme started so I decided to take a short nap again...waking up again n again to see whether the show started already or not...In the end, i eventually grew tired of sleeping n waiting for the programme to start cuz the commercials took so bloody long.
Today in Athens started after some long time. I loved watching the Paraguay n USA basketball match! Paraguay rox man! At one point, one of the Paraguay basketballer was standing about 1 foot away frm the 3 pointer mark n bouncing the ball. There was an American basketballer infront of him trying to block him n I guess the Paraguay guy wanted to pass him. In the end, the Paraguay guy gave up or something. I tink he went like "Oh crap.." n he stopped boucing the ball..took aim n shoot right above the American guy's head. And the most fantastic thing is...IT GOT THRU THE HOOP! N the commentator was like "Look at tat! Right in ur face! Tat's it....eat ur hearts out America!!!" Cool shit ar! Hahah....Then, Ronald Susilo was saying something abt he wanted to get rid of everyone in his way...I was like "Woah..he saying he gonna win gold or something?" But since he beat the world no. 1 frm China, I guess anything is possible. But still, as my pri sch teacher said..one shud never be too confident or complacent. Hmm...
But yesterday ar, I tink I created the joke of the day in Geog Lecture seh. Liyana couldn't stop laughing for a while. So anyway, it started something like this...
Laura, Liyana n me were talking and laughing abt something.
Mr Chen: So Faizah, u'r all smilling up there. Come, tell us wat happens [to the population] in a developed country?
Me: Erm...Ageing population
Mr Chen: Ok, and why is that?
Me: Erm..cuz there will be better medical facilities n er..so there is increased immortality rates
Right after I said tat, it took abt a few seconds before everyone burst out laughing. Liyana was like, "Increased immortality rates? U forgot abt the fact tat ppl die is it??" Then Mr Chen said, "Erm..I tink u meant higher life expectancy rite?" *Slaps self* So silly seh me...LOL
Oh well, I won't be coming online ar this week. Got lots of things to do man..like STUDY..Hahaha...no life..K bye..Enjoy ur own life suckers..
Monday, August 16, 2004
hello im jus bored n i like the song "lean back" u noe dat one? Dat one is particularly personal to me cos i leaned back 2 far one particular day at my skool library n fell backwards on da floor flippin da whole chair n everything.... hmm i guess if i wrote a song the title fittingly should be should be "fall back...fall back" byez
Thursday, August 12, 2004
Wow..for this past 2 weeks...it has been all abt gays. Even the comprehension I have to do now is abt gays. Gosh...Suddenly, I've learn so much abt the topic on gays in Singapore. Kinda cool though.
And...tomorrow's Friday. Wasn't it jus last friday tat we had our sch National Day celebration. The weekends are coming again! Time flies
REAL fast....scary!! Cuz this can only mean one thing. Prelims n 'A' Levels are drawing closer n closer! Talking abt 'A' levels rite..i got C5 again for my Malay man...The only thing tat improved was my oral - Pass to Merit =S See mum, I told u it'll jus be a waste of time...i didn't make any improvement. But the sickening part is that nobody in the whole of S'pore got a distintion...sigh...
Sunday, August 08, 2004
Today's the Mardi Gras thingy at Sentosa! But I never go! But seriously, today Orchard got LOADS of gays!!! So cool! The way they dress can noe already they gays. Plenty at Heeren. Then, jus now, Jocelyn n I were coming out of CK Tangs, we were behind this grp of gays infront of us..then, one of them was like putting his hand arnd this other guy's waist..but tat guy pushed his hand away..so sad...maybe he shy...=S
Oh yah, then we saw this 2 minahs who looked like they freaking rich ar...one of them was like carrying this Fendi handbag and all...
Anyway, we started out the day by watching The Village. After watching it right, the title suddenly made sense. N i'm soo not telling the ending ar and the plot. U gotta watch it!!! It's sooo not expected ar the ending. At first I tot boring man...then the ending part i was like "OOOOOHHHHH!!!" LOL....cool show ar..after the ending...=p
And....as we were waiting for the show to start, we headed to Galleria first...Went to the perfume area...tried to find the fragrance we like. I chose TommyGirl..and Jocelyn chose Estee Lauder Beyond Paradise. Then, we sprayed out hearts out when nobody looking. Then, we head back to Lido...entered the theatre...n suffocated everyone arnd us. Yeah!~
Oh yah, jus now also got fireworks..but we couldn't see cuz the trees were blocking. All we could see was the colourful sky..get it? Like..jus the clouds turning diff colours..but we couldn't see the actual fireworks. Then got dis lil' girl asked her daddy in Chinese, "Daddy..jus now got POM-POM-POM...is it gonna rain?" LOL...i nearly choked on my $1 wafer ice-cream.
Bought a Velvet Revolver CD as well...wanted to get Avril..but I'll jus borrow frm Jocelyn first since she jus bought it jus now with me too. But i'll get the CD for myself soon. I also like Shifty!! I'm gonna get tat CD plus New Found Glory as well! hehehe...Oklah..I tink enuf for today already and gosh I still smell of Tommygirl the fragrance..=S
Sort of jus came back home frm the BBQ jus now. Not sleepy at the moment cuz I jus had Caramel Frap. I can't believe I still can drink tat after like..eating soo much jus now during the BBQ. I ate 2 plates of mee hoon goreng, 2 hotdogs, 2 chicken wings, 3 cups of fruit cocktail, a glass of orange syrup(i tink), 5-7 otak-otak n then the caramel frap when i was on the way home. N now, i'm not full already....but no way am I eating again ar...hahaha but i can though...but no...perhaps maybe a hershey bar...but nvm..save it for another time...Both Jocelyn n I were like stealing the otak² when nobody saw...we took the whole plate of abt 7 otak² which they jus cooked...kekekeke
East Coast was soooooo
windy today!! It really didn't stop blowing frm the time i arrived till abt 9pm!! It got kinda cold. Then in the evening, me and jocelyn were practically acting totally crazy lah. We were screaming our hearts out...saying silly things like pointing at the ships n saying
"TITANIC!!!!"....."SINK! SINK!"..."LEONARDO!!!" and "SAND!!"..."WATER!!!!!"....FISHING ROD!!!..."BICYCLE!!!". Yeah....we laughed like shit lah...cuz we sounded so silly...we loooked like drunkards. Then later, Wenqi joined us when it was abt 8-9pm...we were singing songs loudly....we sang stupid cartoon songs like Ninja Turtles, Bananas in Pajamas, TK sch song, NDP songs.....we sang VERY loudly....lol.
"WE'RE THE PLANETEERS! N U CAN BE ONE TOO! CUZ SAVING OUR PLANET IS THE THING TO DO!........HERE WAT CAPTAIN PLANET...HAS TO SAY! THE POWER IS URS! *JENG JENG JENG JENG JENG* !!" Best ar screaming all this out acting insane...stress reliever..haha...
Then, I was in bus no. 15, dropping off already...had to squeeze pass this 2 malay guys. I couldn't really control where I was going cuz it was soo packed. Then i was busy looking down trying to make sure i didn't step on anyone. Eventually, one of the guy's elbow hit my head. =S So paiseh. Then, I had to pass by his other fren who was standing infront of the stairs. Didn't realise got another woman behind him trying to squeeze pass him as well...so he was practically in a puzzled state(dunno where to move) n being pushed arnd. So when I finally realise, i stopped trying to get him to move away. Then as i was walking down the stairs, he was like "Haiz...see lah..Singaporeans" =S no comments....
Then later today..at 2pm, gonna meet Jocelyn again to watch The Village...so exciting!!! Surely got something to say one....hehehe..Ok..wanna log off and watch Scrubs!!
Saturday, August 07, 2004
It's a Sunday...n da time is 11:05am. Nothing to write at the moment cuz my day only starts at 4pm when I'll be heading to East Coast for a bbq dedicated to the JC2 band members aka Farewell BBQ. Also, I'll be missing The Simpsons today. Sobz~ But u ppl must watch tat show! So, dis entry will be dedicated to...Jeng Jeng Jeng Jeng...The Simpsons! I'm not kiddin'...I'm really dedicating dis entry to the creators of those yellow-skinned weirdos.
Firstly, I tink dat cartoon cannot be fully understood by young kids. In fact, I dun tink it is even meant for kids. A cartoon abt an American dysfunctional family is gd enuf. But dealing with issue such as racism, political hell and patriotism gone wrong is even BETTER!!!! (Thank God for freedom of speech in the US or else The Simpsons won't even exist! =p) Watched last week's episode..btw, it's on Channel 5. After watching tat episode, I feel tat...oh wait b4 I say anything, I have to say tat i dun hate America...tat dis is jus my interpretation of the episode. I dun want dis entry to end up on the US national TV and targeting me as one of the terrorist suspects. Furthermore, I'm Muslim. =S Basically, the whole family got into prison cuz they were like suspected for hating America. The funny thing was...they had Dixie Chix...Elmo...and get dis...Bill Clinton in the prison as well. Tat episode made me feel like America is sooo super-sensitive abt anyone who hates the freaking country or the govt to be exact. The way they treated the Simpsons family. For example asking Marge,
Inspector: Answer me. Is Jesus greater than America?
Marge: Well..erm..yeah...I tink..
Inspector: So u ppl do HATE AMERICA!!!
Get wat i mean? Watever it is, I wish America gd luck in destroying all USA-Haters so tat one fine peaceful day we can finally have an We-All-Love-America world.
Tuesday, August 03, 2004
I am sleepy. I can't think. I'm too lazy.. To write anything...
