Tuesday, July 22, 2008


!!! FLASHBACK !!!

Before The Dark Knight...

I had my own sadist-joker moments...kekeke....

On December 16, 2004...I posted this entry...

"I always have ideas on how I would torture ppl I hate. [Note: I'm a gd girl and in real life, I would never hurt a soul...so I use my imagination to satisfy my desire to torture] Ok, at this moment, I have this particular person in my mind...


Right now, I shall be an artist. My tool isn't the paintbrush...or the pencil...or watever...it's simply a small sharp knife. This knife of mine can create masterpieces. It helps me carve not on wood, but on human bodies. The bodies I use are carefully selected. So, if u'r chosen, u shud feel honoured.


Today, this special person I chose is very lucky indeed. She will have her face restructured permanently. You may even call it a free facial makeover by me. She has a beautiful smile...but u noe wat...i dun think it's beautiful enuf. It needs to be a lot wider. With my faithful knife, I shall slice both sides of her lips so that it goes all the way up her ears. She'll be grinning from ear to ear...literally...forever...Her smile will be soooo freaking W I D E,it will make the Chesire Cat (frm Alice in Wonderland) proud..



She also has perfect eyes...but art is not always abt perfection rite? Rite....So, wif my knife, I'll carve out her left eyeball. Left or right it doesn't matter...jus one eyeball. Then, I'll let it dangle on its veins for......artistic effect......

Now, every piece of art has its significance. If not, it wouldn't be called art. So what does mine says? Well, ladies and gentleman...the wide grin on her delicate face clearly represents happiness in the face of tough situations or sufferings. She is smiling VERY widely despite the pain she has to endure. It's something like...u shud always try to look on the bright side of life. The idea of looking on the bright side of life is represented by her perfect right eye. Her left eye represents hardship, pain....watever bad things u can think of. Her left eye may be permanently destroyed...but it's OKAY...cuz she still can depend on her perfect right eye. She's not totally blind so she's happy abt tat...i mean look...she's still SMILING! Her dangling left eye also represents endurance. The eyeball is just hanging on to dear life (the veins). We're struggling to hold on...but we still hold on...a never give up attitude...u noe?


This new piece of art work by me is not only for staring purposes...it can be quite functional too. All u need is a hose. Shove it into her mouth...(with a gap that big it isn't a very difficult task). Then try to manoeuvre the hose up her head and out of her left eye socket and WA LA~ A HUMAN FOUNTAIN! (Connect the hose to a tap first. Then, turn it on. DUH)


God noes wth I'm bulshitting abt right now...watever...keep smiling k?....*grins*"


And then I shut up @ 7/22/2008 03:33:00 PM
 

1 Comments:

  • At 10:15 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Nice art work & smiles hehe

     

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