Wednesday, April 15, 2009
I WAS ALMOST NO LONGER SINGLE...(for those who hasn't read my note on facebook)
I was on Skype at work when a doctor from Pakistan wanted to "kenalan" with ME. We all know they're really charming and I almost accepted his marriage proposal based on the fact that he looked like Amir Khan. But I knew better than to just accept random 5 minutes proposals on Skype, so I asked if Zainal could help me determine if this Dr. Sheeza really is the one for me.
I'M STICKING TO MY CURRENT BOYFRIEND.
Please find below the conversation transcript:
[11:37:09 AM] dr.sheeza: hello would you like to make a friendship with me or if u r intrested to marry me.
[11:37:32 AM] Faizah Salleh: no
[11:37:51 AM] dr.sheeza: hello
[11:37:57 AM] dr.sheeza: where are you from?
[11:39:14 AM] Faizah Salleh: what if i say yes to marrying u
[11:39:26 AM] dr.sheeza: i 'm from pakistan , my name is Amir
[11:39:44 AM] dr.sheeza: thanks for accept my purposal
[11:40:05 AM] dr.sheeza: may i see you or you'r picture here
[11:40:37 AM] dr.sheeza: how old are you ?
[11:40:45 AM] Faizah Salleh: 22
[11:40:45 AM] dr.sheeza: what is you'r name?
[11:41:05 AM] Faizah Salleh: i have a friend Zainal who may be interested in u
[11:41:30 AM] Faizah Salleh: i can say above average in terms of looks
[11:41:59 AM] Faizah Salleh: could u do a video call with him?
[11:42:04 AM] Faizah Salleh: i mean her
[11:43:13 AM] dr.sheeza: hahaa ok send her pic and your pic or turn on you 'r cam
[11:44:26 AM] dr.sheeza: what are you thinking ?
[11:44:28 AM] Faizah Salleh: thinking of you
[11:44:31 AM] Faizah Salleh: find zainal abidin on skype
[11:45:10 AM] dr.sheeza: zainal is male
[11:45:56 AM] dr.sheeza: what is you'r name
[11:46:24 AM] Faizah Salleh: fauziah
[11:46:44 AM] dr.sheeza: nice name
[11:46:57 AM] dr.sheeza: may i see you on cam
[11:47:04 AM] *** Missed call from dr.sheeza. ***
[11:47:30 AM] Faizah Salleh: call zainal instead...
[11:47:30 AM] dr.sheeza: are you doing a job or other
[11:47:38 AM] Faizah Salleh: yes i am in the office
[11:47:45 AM] Faizah Salleh: right now
[11:47:57 AM] Faizah Salleh: zainal's not working at the moment
[11:47:59 AM] dr.sheeza: what kind of work
[11:48:00 AM] Faizah Salleh: u can talk to her first
[11:48:10 AM] Faizah Salleh: i can't answer your call now
[11:48:26 AM] dr.sheeza: plzz attend my call
[11:49:04 AM] dr.sheeza: plzzzzzzzzzzz
[11:49:04 AM] *** Call ended ***
[11:49:16 AM] dr.sheeza: i think you are a male
[11:49:49 AM] Faizah Salleh: why do u think that? i swear to God I am female
[11:51:03 AM] dr.sheeza: if you are attend my call i want to hear you'r voice
[11:51:33 AM] *** Missed call from dr.sheeza. ***
[11:52:40 AM] dr.sheeza: fauziah
[11:53:14 AM] dr.sheeza: are you there ?
[11:53:33 AM] *** Call ended ***
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[11:50:13 AM] Zainal Abidin: hi. i am faizah friend. look for pakistani husband!!
[11:53:10 AM] Zainal Abidin: hi there
[11:53:22 AM] dr.sheeza: hi
[11:53:37 AM] Zainal Abidin: is weather good in pakistan?
[11:53:47 AM] dr.sheeza: yes
[11:53:53 AM] dr.sheeza: what is you'r name ?
[11:53:58 AM] Zainal Abidin: zainab.
[11:54:11 AM] dr.sheeza: zainab how old are you ?
[11:54:19 AM] Zainal Abidin: here weather is raining cats and dog
[11:54:22 AM] Zainal Abidin: so noisy
[11:54:34 AM] Zainal Abidin: cat meow and shit on my zinc roof
[11:54:49 AM] Zainal Abidin: dog bark and fall into hole in my roof
[11:54:53 AM] Zainal Abidin: then into my frying pan
[11:54:59 AM] Zainal Abidin: i 23 years old
[11:55:09 AM] dr.sheeza: and you'r education
[11:56:23 AM] *** Call from dr.sheeza declined. ***
[11:57:05 AM] Zainal Abidin: i hold diploma in history
[11:57:25 AM] Zainal Abidin: major in presidential assasination of tanzania
[11:57:54 AM] *** Call ended ***
[11:57:58 AM] Zainal Abidin: i am at work.
[11:58:01 AM] Zainal Abidin: if i talk to you
[11:58:09 AM] Zainal Abidin: my boss will whip me
[11:58:25 AM] Zainal Abidin: his whip has a lot of glass pieces and nails
[11:58:29 AM] Zainal Abidin: so it hurt a bit
[11:58:32 AM] Zainal Abidin: when ho de othat
[11:58:53 AM] Zainal Abidin: ~he do that
[12:00:19 PM] dr.sheeza: hmm what kind of work you doing
[12:00:31 PM] Zainal Abidin: telecom operator
[12:00:46 PM] Zainal Abidin: but here a bit different than pakistan
[12:00:53 PM] Zainal Abidin: we dont use normal phone
[12:00:58 PM] Zainal Abidin: we use old tin can
[12:01:01 PM] Zainal Abidin: from dog food
[12:01:08 PM] Zainal Abidin: then we tie together with string
[12:01:20 PM] Zainal Abidin: so if my friend hold
[12:01:22 PM] Zainal Abidin: one can
[12:01:25 PM] Zainal Abidin: i hold one can
[12:01:28 PM] Zainal Abidin: we can talk to each other
[12:01:41 PM] Zainal Abidin: my job is to tie the string to the two tin can of dog food
[12:01:59 PM] dr.sheeza: what kind of business of you 'r boss
[12:02:08 PM] Zainal Abidin: telecom boss
[12:02:14 PM] Zainal Abidin: he strong and big
[12:02:25 PM] Zainal Abidin: we call him British Bulldog
[12:02:34 PM] Zainal Abidin: like 90's WWF wrestler
[12:02:35 PM] dr.sheeza: may i see you 'r pic
[12:02:47 PM] Zainal Abidin: that is my photo
[12:03:06 PM] Zainal Abidin: my red ribbon is nice,no?
[12:03:14 PM] dr.sheeza: send another one
[12:05:10 PM] dr.sheeza: are you send me a you'r pic ?
[12:06:09 PM] Zainal Abidin: yes.
[12:06:14 PM] Zainal Abidin: but i must take new photo
[12:06:18 PM] Zainal Abidin: must be pretty for you
[12:06:30 PM] Zainal Abidin: but u must tell me
[12:06:45 PM] Zainal Abidin: do u think i look better in red ribbon or pink ribbon?
[12:07:09 PM] dr.sheeza: i think
[12:07:47 PM] dr.sheeza: ribbon looking a beautifull
[12:07:49 PM] Zainal Abidin: red or pink?
[12:08:04 PM] dr.sheeza: hahahah
[12:08:11 PM] dr.sheeza: what do you mean
[12:08:22 PM] Zainal Abidin: what colour is beautiful
[12:08:25 PM] Zainal Abidin: red?
[12:08:29 PM] Zainal Abidin: pink?
[12:08:41 PM] Zainal Abidin: red one my brother give me
[12:08:46 PM] Zainal Abidin: but he is now dead
[12:08:53 PM] dr.sheeza: yes all color is beautifull i liked a light color
[12:08:55 PM] Zainal Abidin: bcos i find out he is communist
[12:09:03 PM] Zainal Abidin: i tell the police
[12:09:07 PM] dr.sheeza: oh i m sorry
[12:09:11 PM] Zainal Abidin: they catch him and shoot him
[12:11:49 PM] Zainal Abidin: i hope you not communist
[12:11:55 PM] Zainal Abidin: you believe in God?
[1:29:44 PM] dr.sheeza: yes i believe in God
[1:30:15 PM] dr.sheeza: are you muslim ?
[1:44:05 PM] dr.sheeza: are you bussy my dear
[1:44:27 PM] Zainal Abidin: i was talking to my boss.
[1:44:34 PM] Zainal Abidin: he is angry at my friend
[1:44:38 PM] Zainal Abidin: she work no good
[1:44:41 PM] dr.sheeza: ok
[1:44:44 PM] dr.sheeza: why
[1:48:26 PM] Zainal Abidin: she take the string for telecom line
[1:48:38 PM] Zainal Abidin: she use to floss her teeth
[1:49:49 PM] dr.sheeza: hmmmm
[1:49:56 PM] Zainal Abidin: boss is angry
[1:50:04 PM] Zainal Abidin: so i talk to boss
[1:50:10 PM] Zainal Abidin: make him calm
[1:50:16 PM] dr.sheeza: ok
[1:50:17 PM] Zainal Abidin: tell him whip is no good
[1:50:18 PM] Zainal Abidin: for worker
[1:50:35 PM] Zainal Abidin: its better if he use electric gun
[1:50:57 PM] Zainal Abidin: electric gun no leave mark on body
[1:51:06 PM] Zainal Abidin: so police ask
[1:51:09 PM] Zainal Abidin: he can say
[1:51:13 PM] Zainal Abidin: he never do anything
[1:53:06 PM] dr.sheeza: electric gun
[1:53:24 PM] Zainal Abidin: yes
[1:53:28 PM] Zainal Abidin: do u have
[1:53:36 PM] Zainal Abidin: when we marry
[1:53:37 PM] dr.sheeza: zain send me you'r pic's
[1:53:46 PM] dr.sheeza: no
[1:53:48 PM] Zainal Abidin: if i no make coffee
[1:53:55 PM] Zainal Abidin: u can use electric gun on me
[1:54:08 PM] Zainal Abidin: i will make coffee after that
[1:57:16 PM] dr.sheeza: send me you'r pic's
Zainal
[2:00:38 PM] dr.sheeza: you are a man
[2:00:47 PM] Zainal Abidin: no
[2:00:51 PM] Zainal Abidin: i is female
[2:01:04 PM] Zainal Abidin: man no wear ribbon on hair
[2:01:40 PM] dr.sheeza: no you send me a pic and in that pic a man
[2:01:50 PM] dr.sheeza: that pic modified
[2:01:56 PM] Zainal Abidin: its not.
[2:01:59 PM] dr.sheeza: bye
[2:02:08 PM] Zainal Abidin: but i want marry you
[2:02:14 PM] Zainal Abidin: you are great pakistan doctor
[2:02:40 PM] Zainal Abidin: and pakistan doctor is all very strong and big
[2:02:43 PM] Zainal Abidin: like bear
[2:03:50 PM] Zainal Abidin: u there
[2:03:52 PM] Zainal Abidin: u there
[2:04:15 PM] dr.sheeza: i m not a gay ok i m locking a femail for marry
[2:04:26 PM] Zainal Abidin: i am not gay
[2:04:33 PM] Zainal Abidin: u can lock my femail anytime
[2:04:55 PM] dr.sheeza: show me you'r self , turn on you'r cam
[2:05:01 PM] Zainal Abidin: i no cam.
[2:05:04 PM] Zainal Abidin: but i got sword
[2:05:28 PM] *** Call to dr.sheeza, duration 00:01. ***
[2:05:39 PM] *** Call ended ***
[2:05:54 PM] Zainal Abidin: why you put down my call
[2:05:58 PM] Zainal Abidin: i want to show u my sowrd
[2:06:01 PM] Zainal Abidin: ~sword
[2:06:19 PM] *** Missed call from dr.sheeza. ***
[2:07:28 PM] dr.sheeza: i can't continew with u ok bye
1 Comments:
At 4:04 AM ,
:: Wan Oligarchy :: said...
I no cam but got sword...Hahahaha! Thats really top notch, first class funny!
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